Religious people will forgive God for fucking anything. In their mind he does good things: Rainbows, childrens laughter, shit like that. But when he does bad things like hurricanes, AIDS, cancer, child molestation…then we just go, ‘Oh well, God works in mysterious ways’. What type of an excuse is that? What is mysterious about acting like a fucking asshole?
—Jim Jefferies (via love-isnt-over)
The human race is just a chemical scum on a moderate-sized planet, orbiting around a very average star in the outer suburb of one among a hundred billion galaxies. We are so insignificant that I can’t believe the whole universe exists for our benefit. That would be like saying that you would disappear if I closed my eyes.